一個聖誕節特別禮物？

YouTube來源

A Special Box（Dick in a Box），美國NBC的SNL（Saturday Night Live）小短片 ，由 Justin Timberlake（沒錯，就是之前偶像團體'N Sync的賈斯汀） 和 Andy Samberg 演出。

這隻video用90年代的典型R&B的MV拍攝手法，歌詞極具創意＆搞笑，我看了n遍還是會忍不住笑到噴飯～XD

影片中，兩個男主角的打扮還真是喜感十足呀！在我查資料之前完全看不出其中有一個是偶像帥哥：賈斯汀。聽說這惡搞的歌詞還是出自賈斯汀呢～＠＠
歌詞大意是：準備給女友的一份聖誕禮物，還教你如法泡製的簡單三個步驟。有興趣的看看以下的完整歌詞吧，真的超好笑！

Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl

It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl

Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...

ps.
Hanukkah＆Kwanzaa 也是某個節慶。
CMA我猜是鄉村音樂學會獎。